{"product_id":"bloated-processor-95","title":"Bloated Processor (93)","description":"\u003ctable class=\"singles-description-table\" xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/1999\/html\"\u003e\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eRarity:\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eR\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e#:\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e93\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eCreature Type or Sub Type:\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eCreature — Phyrexian\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eP:\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e3\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eT:\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e2\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eRules Text Contains:\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eSacrifice another Phyrexian: Put a +1\/+1 counter on Bloated Processor.\r\n\u003cbr\u003eWhen Bloated Processor dies, incubate X, where X is its power. \u003cem\u003e(Create an Incubator token with X +1\/+1 counters on it and \"2: Transform this artifact.\" It transforms into a 0\/0 Phyrexian artifact creature.)\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eSet:\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003ePrerelease Cards\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eNumber:\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e93\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\u003c\/table\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"catalogMetaData\" style=\"visibility: hidden;\" data-cardtype=\"mtg\" data-cardid=\"5\" data-tcgid=\"492931\" data-lastupdated=\"2026-01-20T02:19:00.966007\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Magic: The Gathering","offers":[{"title":"Near Mint - Foil","offer_id":45634315780269,"sku":"7115243","price":0.49,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Lightly Played - Foil","offer_id":45634315813037,"sku":"7115244","price":0.49,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Moderately Played - Foil","offer_id":45634315845805,"sku":"7115245","price":0.49,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Heavily Played - Foil","offer_id":45634315878573,"sku":"7115246","price":0.49,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Damaged - Foil","offer_id":45634315911341,"sku":"7115247","price":0.49,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0736\/3110\/5197\/files\/492931.jpg?v=1768896992","url":"https:\/\/collectivecubed.com\/products\/bloated-processor-95","provider":"COLLECTIVE³","version":"1.0","type":"link"}